Welcome! The writings on this site are split into four categories.

Gonzo contains stories from my life; autobiographical tales of sex, drugs and general debauchery. All these are 100% true, and concern my adventures with subjects ranging from John Prescott to lysergic acid diethylamide, or as most people call it, LSD.

Fiction contains the various short stories I have written, some for competitions, some for the pure damn hell of it.

Humour consists of the fiction I write with a comedic slant along with other misc stuff like reviews of shit movies and general parodies.

Verse contains the lyrics and poetry I've penned when the creative juices are flowing, and finally, there's an FAQ, with everything you could possibly want to know.

So, what are you waiting for?  Get stuck in.  Comments are enabled at the bottom of each story for you to let me and the world know what you think.

Oh - one last thing. Around the site there are several secret areas, containing hidden content available only to those clever enough to find them. Good luck...

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